All three chapters of today's cute kid note were written by the daughter of Laughing Squid Managing Editor Rusty Blazenhoff. Let's just say some of Scarlett's advice is... unconventional. Obviously, we think it's pretty cool anyway.

Title: How To Be A Cool Person

Author: Scarlett

Age: 7

Could be the prequel to: The charming book of rules to live by discovered in a Walmart parking lot earlier this year.

More things kids say make you a cool person: Talking back to parents, enumerating your siblings' negative qualities, stabbing a guy (with an ice cream cone), haggling with the Tooth Fairy... Oh, and don't forget to run away.

Photos courtesy of Rusty Blazenhoff via Laughing Squid.

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