Dear the internet: local news is on to you.
After an intense hail storm in Brookshire, TX, just west of Houston, reporters from KPRC Local 2 News went out to get some reactions. They ended up with a viral-ready one in an interview with resident Michelle Clark, heretofore known as "Kabooyow Lady".
If you watch all the way to the end of this clip, you get the sense that Clark knows exactly what she's doing... something in that smile says, "Hello, internet, nice to meet you."
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