03/21/2013 01:23 pm ET Updated May 21, 2013

The 7 Dumbest Ways To Get High

Last Friday, news of Lil Wayne’s Sizzurp overdose nearly broke the Internet. Amongst the rumors and misspelled condolence tweets were the obligatory “Explaining Sizzurp to White People” articles from various news outlets.

While these exposés were all but unnecessary to most of us, it never hurts to remind the public that taking Purple drank is really, really dumb. Not only does it kill you 60% of the time, every time, but it turns your favorite rapper into a Jeggings-sporting f**ktard who hasn’t made a good album since Dubya was in office.

Here are six other ways, equally as dumb, to get high as balls.


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