03/24/2013 03:14 pm ET Updated Mar 25, 2013

The Onion Calls Democrats 'Cowering Sacks Of Sh*t' For Dropping Assault Weapons Ban (VIDEO)

The Onion probably won't be apologizing for this one any time soon. In its latest week in review, the satirical news outlet jabbed Democrats for caving on the assault weapons ban in its gun control package.

"It is once again a proud time to be a cowering sack of shit," the fake report proclaims. It goes on to mockingly praise Dems for failing to "stand up for comprehensive gun control legislation that could save thousands of innocent lives."

Watch the NSFW clip above and let us know what you think. Do Democrats deserve all the criticism they can get for not pursuing the ban?


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