The hardest working person in show biz must be Chris Brown's publicist (or Mel Gibson's agent). Team Breezy's support may be unwavering, but the rest of the world seems to need a lot of handholding every time Brown lashes out.

Comedian Matt McCarthy teamed up with CollegeHumor to give us a glimpse into the nightmare that must be attempting to spin Chris Brown's negatives into positives, and we're pretty sure they nailed it.

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