Which is why we were utterly shocked to learn that our local women are less sexually experienced than their counterparts in other cities. According to a recent survey by sugar daddy dating service SeekingArrangement.com (yes, that is actually a thing), one in ten San Francisco women admitted to still being a virgin. Quite a bit higher than the national average, say the report's authors.
Then again, a similar study -- this time by America's most trusted condom brand -- found us all to be a bunch of free-wheeling, polyamorous sex addicts. So you be the judge.
In the mean time, we've rounded up the best places in the city to lose one's virginity. Just in case those sugar daddies are on to something.