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Antonin Scalia Presents Quotes From 'Spring Breakers' Instead Of Anti-Gay Opinions

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Today, the Supreme Court will give their opinion on the Defense of Marriage Act, and one player has made a name from himself throughout the proceedings: Antonin Scalia. Yes, the longtime justice has represented the conservative wing of the court for longer than anyone can remember, and really has made a name for himself for trolling up the case by, among other quotes, somehow connecting Strom Thurmond's fertility to a case against gay marriage.

If Scalia is going to be an outright troll, why doesn't he at least do it with style? To that end, we've put together the best quotes from James Franco's character in "Spring Breakers," as presented by Scalia. Call us crazy, but they sound a lot better than whatever he's saying about gay marriage.

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Antonin Scalia Saying James Franco's "Spring Breakers" Quotes
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