We wouldn't recommend taking advice from Snooki when it comes to, well, most things. But when the erstwhile "Jersey Shore" star decided to offer up some words of wisdom to Kim Kardashian, we were more than willing to eavesdrop -- out of sheer curiosity, of course.
Addressing the pregnant star in her capacity as Celebrity Baby Correspondent for Celebuzz (looks like she's found a second career?), Snooki dishes about "how to look glam during labor -- because it's a bitch."
"If your face isn't already made up when your water breaks," new mom Snooki says in the Celebuzz video, "you have plenty of time to do it in the hospital when you're waiting to dilate." Yippee! Just make sure to choose your color palette wisely, she says, seeing as hospital lighting and decor is totally drab.
The new mom also tells Kim to be prepared in case of emergencies: "Remember to keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse just in case your water breaks when you're not at home. Or just do like I did and bring a whole box."
And on the subject of jewelry: "Make sure you stay away from the big hoop earrings, because it can get caught in your extensions. But you can wear some nice diamond studs so you look really cute in your selfies."
Think we're making any of this up? Believe it, baby -- or just watch the Celebuzz video below and see for yourself.
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