Now that "Jurassic Park" is being re-released in 3D, it's the perfect time to look back on the 1993 Spielberg classic that taught us the magic of CGI dinosaurs and building really strong fences.

Our friends over at Screen Junkies put it all in perspective with their latest "honest trailer." Watch it above and find yourself wondering how rain can shut down an entire park, not to mention why Dr. Alan Grant was weirdly obsessed with traumatizing kids. Seriously, what was his problem?

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  • Drive By Clown Photobomb

    The most challenging and creepiest kind.

  • Surprise!

    Being kissed by death and photobombed, this can't be a good omen.

  • Watch Out

    Seriously, I think he's going to attack.

  • Another Clown

    More nightmare fuel.

  • He Has The Spotlight

    And the creepiest expression.

  • Prom Photobomb

    He may not have a date, but with this photobomb it's a successful night.

  • Cheese!

    His mom told him that he could brighten the world with his smile.

  • Um...

    Get. Out. Of. There.

  • Girl's Night!

    But, we have no idea who that is.

  • Dance Party!

    These moves are really upsetting him.

  • The Happy Couple

    She should've been mine.

  • Through The Looking Glass

    You guys might want to look behind you.

  • Class Clown

    Look out, Kyle, there is a demon behind you.

  • Laughing With Friends

    Not so funny anymore, is it?

  • Angry Bartender

    Is going to eat them alive...but first he'll get their tips.

  • Best Friends!

    And their enemy.

  • The Beauty Of Nature

    Ruined by an evil forest creature.

  • A Blossoming Friendship

    That Tim is not happy about.

  • Cat Craze

    This girl is obsessed!

  • Going Stag

    You should've said yes, Tina. You should've said yes.

  • Roar!

    Look out. He's going to eat your face.

  • Satan Photobombs

    She's got the devil on her shoulder.

  • We're # 1

    He is not.

  • This Little Piggy Photobomb

    Don't worry, that's just Paris Hilton's date.

  • More Evil Clown

    He just wants to be included.

  • Bowling Over With Excitement

    A photobomb that will not end well.

  • Jump Shot

    Overly excited and completely terrifying.

  • Beauty And The Beast

    Dad should put on a shirt.

  • Caught Red Handed

    He's got the face of a killer.

  • Girl Troubles

    I was talking to her first, man.

  • Hair Envy

    Hey, you took my moustache!

  • Off To The Races

    Or so they thought.

  • Satan, is that you?

    It may be Halloween, but this photobomb is horrifying.

  • Halloween Night

    Green Man got a little too hopped up on sugar.

  • Date Night

    You're not alone.

  • Girl From The Ring Bomb

    Lot of TVs for her to crawl out of in this bar.

  • Middle School Valedictorian

    He wasn't supposed to beat me.

  • Posing With Palm Trees

    And some hidden locals.

  • Costume Party

    Got a little too crazy.

  • Mother, Daughter

    And the son that doesn't fit in.

  • Terror

    He doesn't like bangs.

  • Everyone's Drunk Anyway Bomb

    Can't really blame him.

  • The Lunch Crew!

    Shouldn't have made fun of Tommy for that tuna fish sandwich.

  • Peek-A-Boo!

    She's angry about being the third wheel.

  • CLOWNS!

    Go away forever!

  • Homecoming

    A smile that says, "Dance with me...please?!"