Cecily Strong of "SNL" will be pretty cool about taking your virginity. At least, until you start weaving an impossible web of sex lies.

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  • Straight And To The Point

    Not clever, but it says everything you need.

  • That's It?

    And you call yourself a treat.

  • Snowman?

    Her inspiration was, "The Blob."

  • Clever, Real Clever

    Mockery is the sincerest form of flattery.

  • No Name Necessary

    This road is notorious.

  • Characterless Cereal

    At least it's an accurate description.

  • Come On, Netflix!

    That's not what I was looking for.

  • The Not-So-Fortune Cookie

    You're not telling me anything!

  • Lazy Cereal

    Perfect for lazy Sundays.

  • Worst Parking Job x Four

    To be fair, the clearance sale was pretty spectacular.

  • Blah, Blah, Blah

    Yeah, that should explain it.

  • Tabasco, Tasplasch Co

    It's the same thing, right?

  • Spanish, Spanish, Spanish

    If you say it three times it translates.

  • Hang-Gliding Hawk

    That hang glider is the wind beneath his wings.

  • Walking The Dog

    Without the walk.

  • Cooler Of Chaos

    Just throw 'em all in there. The more disorganized it looks, the better.

  • Obvious Robbers

    They figured it was time to get into self-promotion.