Cecily Strong of "SNL" will be pretty cool about taking your virginity. At least, until you start weaving an impossible web of sex lies.
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Straight And To The Point
Not clever, but it says everything you need.
And you call yourself a treat.
Her inspiration was, "The Blob."
Clever, Real Clever
Mockery is the sincerest form of flattery.
No Name Necessary
This road is notorious.
At least it's an accurate description.
Come On, Netflix!
That's not what I was looking for.
The Not-So-Fortune Cookie
You're not telling me anything!
Perfect for lazy Sundays.
Worst Parking Job x Four
To be fair, the clearance sale was pretty spectacular.
Blah, Blah, Blah
Yeah, that should explain it.
Tabasco, Tasplasch Co
It's the same thing, right?
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish
If you say it three times it translates.
That hang glider is the wind beneath his wings.
Walking The Dog
Without the walk.
Cooler Of Chaos
Just throw 'em all in there. The more disorganized it looks, the better.
They figured it was time to get into self-promotion.