04/04/2013 08:29 am ET | Updated Apr 04, 2013

'Duck Dynasty': Miss Kay Gives Her Grandkids Awkward Sex Talk Filled With Don'ts And More Don'ts (VIDEO)

It's awkward enough getting the sex talk from your parents, but imagine getting it from your grandparents. Now, imagine your grandma is Miss Kay from "Duck Dynasty." Sure, it probably sounds even more fun, but it's also way more awkward.

While hanging out with her grandkids at the bowling alley, she decided it was time to chat with them about how and when to score, and more specifically, all the things not to do. And there are a lot of things not to do.

"There’s things married people do and then there’s things dating people do. You don’t do the same thing," she explained. "Holding hands, you don’t want to do that. No tongue, too early. We don’t want to do that. Pretty hair? ... If she gets a little too close, you don’t want to do that."

That seems to rule out a lot of things people who are dating do as well, though we have no idea what she means by "pretty hair." Whatever it is, though, don't do it! Channel Guide Magazine was loving her "don't go to far" talk with the kids.

While we can't say for sure how many people will take her advice, plenty of people probably saw it. "Duck Dynasty" is getting around 8 million viewers a week now, making it a true television powerhouse. CarterMatt is a little worried that the family might get too famous and change the show. They asked the show to please keep it about the family's everyday life -- and the occasional sex talk.

Learn more life lessons from "Duck Dynasty" every Wednesday at 10 p.m. ET on A&E.

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