When the trailer for "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" hit the Web, viewers were treated to the titular Olympian's gems of wisdom. "Don't duplicate; just recipitate," he advises in one clip. In another, he explains his signature catchphrase: "If you say it like how it's spelled, it's jeah. But that's boring. No one wants to hear that. So you have to really put the enfidence on that J."

Like a true reality TV star, Lochte possesses a knack for mangling words. So, HuffPost Celebrity assembled some of the memorable malapropisms we've heard from Jessica Simpson (circa "Newlyweds"), Bret Michaels ("Rock of Love"), various "Real Housewives" and others.

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  • Ryan Lochte

    Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte arrives at The 3rd Annual Cartoon Network's "Hall of Game" Awards at The Barker Hangar on Saturday, Feb. 9, 2013 in Los Angeles. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)

  • Ryan Lochte

    Gold medalist Ryan Lochte of U.S. poses for the photographers during men's 100 meters individual medley victory ceremony during the FINA Short Course Swimming World Championships at the Sinan Erdem Arena in Istanbul, Sunday, Dec. 16, 2012. (AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis)

  • Ryan Lochte

    Winner Ryan Lochte of U.S. reacts after men's 100 meters individual medley final during the FINA Short Course Swimming World Championships at the Sinan Erdem Arena in Istanbul, Sunday, Dec. 16, 2012. (AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis)

  • Ryan Lochte

    World Champion of the men's 200 meters individual medley Ryan Lochte of the U.S. waves to the crowd during the victory ceremony at the FINA Short Course Swimming World Championships at the Sinan Erdem Arena in Istanbul, Turkey, Friday, Dec. 14, 2012. (AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis)

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    Ryan Lochte of U.S. goes to win with a new world record 1'49''63 in the men's 200 meters individual medley final during the FINA Short Course Swimming World Championships at the Sinan Erdem Arena in Istanbul, Friday, Dec. 14, 2012. (AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis)

  • Ryan Lochte

    Ryan Lochte of the U.S. reacts after his victory with a new world record 1'49''63 in the men's 200 meters individual medley final during the FINA Short Course Swimming World Championships at the Sinan Erdem Arena in Istanbul, Turkey, Friday, Dec. 14, 2012. (AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis)

  • SWIM-SHORT-WORLD-2012

    Ryan Lochte of the US poses with his gold medal after winning the men's 200m individual medley final during the FINA World Short Course Swimming Championships in Istanbul on December 14, 2012. Lochte set a new world record in the 200m individual medley at the world short course championships on Friday, winning the title in a time of 1min 49.63sec. AFP PHOTO/MIRA (Photo credit should read MIRA/AFP/Getty Images)

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    Ryan Lochte of the US celebrates on the podium after winning the men's 200m individual medley final during the FINA World Short Course Swimming Championships in Istanbul on December 14, 2012. Lochte set a new world record in the 200m individual medley at the world short course championships on Friday, winning the title in a time of 1min 49.63sec. AFP PHOTO/ MIRA (Photo credit should read MIRA/AFP/Getty Images)

  • 11th FINA World Swimming Championships (25m) - Day Three

    ISTANBUL, TURKEY - DECEMBER 14: Ryan Lochte of USA celebrates after winning the Men's 200m Individual Medley Final during day three of the 11th FINA Short Course World Championships at the Sinan Erdem Dome on December 14, 2012 in Istanbul, Turkey. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)

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    Ryan Lochte of USA poses with his medal on the podium after the Men's 100m Butterfly Final on December 13, 2012 of the FINA World Short Course Swimming Championships in Istanbul. AFP PHOTO/MIRA (Photo credit should read MIRA/AFP/Getty Images)

  • 11th FINA World Swimming Championships (25m) - Day One

    ISTANBUL, TURKEY - DECEMBER 12: Ryan Lochte of USA poses with his Gold medal on the podium after winning the Men's 200m Freestyle Final on day one of the 11th FINA Short Course World Championships at the Sinan Erdem Dome on December 12, 2012 in Istanbul, Turkey. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)

  • 11th FINA World Swimming Championships (25m) - Day One

    ISTANBUL, TURKEY - DECEMBER 12: Ryan Lochte of USA looks on after his Men's 100m Butterfly heat during day one of the 11th FINA Short Course World Championships at the Sinan Erdem Dome on December 12, 2012 in Istanbul, Turkey. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)

  • 2012 Golden Goggle Awards

    NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 19: Olympic athlete Ryan Lochte attends the 2012 Golden Goggle awards at the Marriott Marquis Times Square on November 19, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

  • 2012 iHeartRadio Music Festival - Day 1 - Press Room

    LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 21: Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte poses in the press room at the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena September 21, 2012 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/Getty Images)