Waking up early is hard. Why leave our warm, cozy beds just so we can go running or shower or be somewhere on time? Based on these alarms alone, clearly we all struggle with that question every morning.
Fortunately, we have a plan. Whether it's a cleverly designed standalone clock or simply an iPhone tricked out with multiple, meaningfully-titled wake-up times, the 21 valiant efforts below are our last, best hope at getting our lazy butts up and out.
But, in the end, does it really matter if we're successful? The point is we tried... now let's get some sleep. We've earned it.
Apparently you don't like waffles.
You Snooze You Lose
That's one way to stop you from taking that extra 9 minutes that doesn't do you any good anyway.
The Tough Love Alarm
Someone has to say it.
The Rick Astley Alarm
Helping you wake up with hope and love.
The Flying Alarm Clock
The alarm that soars as high as your temper.
The Alarm Of Anticipation
Eases you into the morning with a bang.
The Lazy Alarm
It just gets you.
The Alarm That Runs Away From You?
Genius... by the time you catch it you're probably awake.
The Positive Alarm
Quickly becomes the alarm of horror.
The Questioning Alarm
Shut up, alarm clock, you're not my mom!
My How The Tables Have Turned
This alarm knows you need to take matters into your own hands.
At least you get to sleep later.
The Realistic Alarm
It knows you'll never get up that early, but it tries.
Now, that's positive motivation!
The Pessimistic Alarm
It's never a good morning.
The Aggressive Alarm
Wake up to doubt and suspicion.
The Encouraging Alarm
That you always let down.
The Begging Alarm
Will you ever listen to it's pleading?!
One Alarm To Wake Them All
And in the darkness rouse them.
The Negative Alarm
Beauty sleep is more important than any beauty ritual.
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