There's no helping it. No matter how many extra weekends and cruises Goldenvoice continues tacking on, no event will ever approach the magic that is Coachella Weekend 1.
Maybe that's why people who are selling last-minute tickets to Coachella Weekend 2 seem so pathetic. In this video from Funny Or Die, area hipster Juliet Seniff tries Craigslist, Twitter and sex work to make her money back on the Coachella Weekend 2 ticket she bought for a boyfriend who eventually dumped her.
Moral of the story: Never spot ANYONE for Coachella tickets. Every hipster for herself.