Will they make it or break it? That seems to be at the crux of every tabloid item these days on Hollywood's young (and sometimes, old) romances. But while Instagram photos and engagement rings hardly count as cold hard facts, one man who purports to know something about relationships offered us his take on three couples currently in the spotlight.
Meet Yogi Akal, a self-described "master of numerology and healing," who gave us some insight into the relationships of Chris Brown and Rihanna, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus, and Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne, using nothing but their birthdays and birth years. (For the record, Akal, who's 60, said he was not keeping up with the gossip, but did invite the couples to reach out to him for more "healing.")
On Chris Brown and Rihanna:
I know of them because the day news of the trouble first broke I was on the radio in Detroit. I will tell you now what I told the radio. These are two open-hearted people and they are both undertrained, misunderstood and not aligned properly in their life -- which is easy to fix. The deal with Chris Brown is that he is not a man who is repeating a cycle of his family. He’s a man who’s not had enough training in his life to know who he is. He looks to women to find out who he is, and that’s the wrong place to look. He needs guidance.
Like him, Rihanna is very open-hearted but with a different flair. She’s a mother in training. I know that sounds very odd. This is a woman who was born to do three things: to be a mother, to perform and to reach an international community. It’s her job. She’s done none of it yet. I know she’s very famous, but she hasn’t begun to touch the tip of the iceberg of what she’s meant to be. In five years, she will change her life, and then we’ll see the real person. Later in this year, she’s going to have some big news. September or October.
On Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth:
I don’t know them. So again, it’s straight off the numbers. Taking some time off would be smart. That’s the polite way to put it. He is not who she expected. That’s the thing for her. She needs protection. That’s why she was interested in him. On a cosmic plane, she needed a protector. She’s not a weak woman -- she’s like a soldier, she’s really got that kind of armor. But her birthday is one that suggests that there are issues in her life that present challenges physically. She needs a protector and the strongest thing is she needs that intuitive sense to be super strong. Long-term, I really don’t see it.
On Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne:
It’s all about Sharon this year. She’s at an interesting place in her life. I suspect she’s not handling it properly. She’s in a place where her consciousness is changing. She’s becoming more aware. I think out of a sense of fear when she was very young she was not very comfortable with her consciousness as she would be. She’s spectacular as a woman, and I underlined that. Knowledgeable and spectacular. This is someone with a tremendous sensitivity that could probably use a talk with Yogi.
Ozzy doesn’t need anything. He’s just full all the time. He was born that way. This is an interesting year for him. There comes a time in people’s life when they face death. It usually happens seven or eight in someone’s life, or nine, like a cat. He had that experience, and it will happen again for him. It’s a creative experience, and no one understands it. He does need to take care of his heart this year. His physical heart. She’s not his rock, that’s not true. But she’s the only person who can get through to him.