Do you have $200 and an unstoppable need to carry a whole, chilled watermelon wherever you go? Well you're in luck, crazypants, because the "watermelon stroller" is a thing that exists.

For just ¥ 19,950 ($200 US) you can own the Tama-Chan cooler, a product that is wonderfully advertised as a watermelon-transporting device in the promotional photo above.

Sure, you could store other items in the Tama-Chan, but why would you? This product was clearly designed for the summer fruit aficionado on the go.

watermelon stroller

Via Foodbeast

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