This is how we want all of our news delivered to us from now on, with Deon Cole screaming our interior monologue in the background.

On a segment called "Deon Cole Breaks Down The News", Conan presented three quick news stories, including Mike Wallace's embarrassing homophobic tweet following Jason Collins' announcement, while Deon Cole coasted by in the background giving the appropriate reaction to each.

Watch the clip above. Cole's perfect response to Wallace is the last one.

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  • Those Aren't Your Supporters Buddy

    Who's laughing now? (Via <a href="http://godhatesprotesters.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/hes-gay/" target="_hplink">God Hates Protesters</a>)

  • Burn!

    Perhaps some denim could set her free. (Via <a href="http://thefbomb.org/2009/11/corduroy-skirts-are-a-sin/" target="_hplink">The F-Bomb</a>)

  • Not What They Were Going For

    This was risky, too, judging by that megaphone. (Via <a href="http://www.dailyfunnystuff.net/anti-gay-protest-failure" target="_hplink">Daily Funny Stuff</a>)

  • Hey Now...

    Counter Protest, 1. Protest, 0. (Via <a href="http://godhatesprotesters.wordpress.com/" target="_hplink">God Hates Protesters</a>)

  • Juxtaposition

    Which one is less threatening? (Via <a href="http://www.niot.org/blog/california-responds-dancing-music-and-love-westboro-visits-updated" target="_hplink">Not In Our Town</a>)

  • He Has A Sign

    ...And A Point. (Via <a href="http://www.queeried.com/anti-gay-church-counter-protests/" target="_hplink">Queeried</a>)

  • Don't Mind Him

    If you give him attention, he just stays longer! (Via <a href="http://www.impdr.com/index_files/inaugural-offensive-quote-of-the-week.php" target="_hplink">I'm PDR</a>)

  • New Meaning

    We bet this guy kills at Scrabble. (Via <a href="http://filipspagnoli.wordpress.com/2010/04/23/political-jokes-funny-quotes-83-ironic-protest-signs/" target="_hplink">PAP Blog</a>)

  • Fitting Right In

    Oh, don't get the kids involved! (Via <a href="http://filipspagnoli.wordpress.com/2010/04/23/political-jokes-funny-quotes-83-ironic-protest-signs/" target="_hplink">PAP Blog</a>)

  • Street Sign FTW!

    If he only knew he was being owned by a piece of sheet metal. (Via <a href="http://filipspagnoli.wordpress.com/2010/04/23/political-jokes-funny-quotes-83-ironic-protest-signs/" target="_hplink">PAP Blog</a>)

  • Captain Obvious

    Yeah! You Tell 'em! (Via <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/Funny-Protest-Signs/Homosexual-Are-Gay.htm" target="_hplink">About.com</a>)

  • Dedicated Counter-Protesting

    "Repent you guys! Come on, guys. Please repent? Guys?" (<a href="http://www.outfrontcolorado.com/blog/?p=4938" target="_hplink">Via Out Front Colorado</a>)

  • Classic

    He probably omitted the arrow because there were so many other signs to stand by. (Via <a href="http://current.com/entertainment/88822904_fred-phelps-to-protest-heath-ledgers-funeral.htm" target="_hplink">Current</a>)

  • Hmm...

    Well, it makes about as much sense. (Via <a href="http://godhatesprotesters.wordpress.com/2010/07/12/dog-hates/" target="_hplink">God Hates Protesters</a>)

  • True Lies

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/scrimshawjimm"></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/scrimshawjimm">scrimshawjimm</a>:<br />

  • Secretly One of Us

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/pahlhannah"><img style="float:left;padding-right:6px !important;" src="http://graph.facebook.com/1270506692/picture?type=square" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/pahlhannah">pahlhannah</a>:<br />A lone Prop 8 supporter with a sign above him made by Hannah Pahl and Isaiah Smith.

  • Repenting

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Sarah_Crossley"></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Sarah_Crossley">Sarah Crossley</a>:<br />photo op at a humble midwestern pride event ;)

  • Girls At St. Pete Pride

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Danny_Garcia"></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Danny_Garcia">Danny Garcia</a>:<br />

  • "And The Greatest Of These Is Love."

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Michael_Bedwell"></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Michael_Bedwell">Michael Bedwell</a>:<br />On the left, Chip Arndt, president of Miami's Freedom Democrats, and out gay co-winner [with his former partner Reichen Lehmkuhl] of "The Amazing Race." Taken at 2005 Equality Forum.

  • They Both Can't Be Right...

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/FreeHethe"></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/FreeHethe">FreeHethe</a>

  • Jesus Made Me Gay

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Leslie_Springs"></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Leslie_Springs">Leslie Springs</a>:<br />Asheville, NC LOVES Gregg!!

  • Pittsburgh Pink and Black

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Adrian_Mellori"><img style="float:left;padding-right:6px !important;" src="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/google_profile_img/1156230.png" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Adrian_Mellori">Adrian Mellori</a>:<br />Anti-gay protesters get a taste of anarcho-queers in Pittsburgh

  • Vagina Hell

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/geobomb"><img style="float:left;padding-right:6px !important;" src="http://graph.facebook.com/11509836/picture?type=square" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/geobomb">geobomb</a>:<br />If all the gay's are going to hell then that's where I want to be.

  • Phelps protest in San Diego March 2010

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/AHizz"><img style="float:left;padding-right:6px !important;" src="http://i.huffpost.com/profiles/825578-tiny.png?20091207022151" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/AHizz">AHizz</a>:<br />I love how the anchor lady completely stands out of the way of my sign so the camera can see it...while she's interviewing stupid.