It's been said that Morgan Freeman's voice may "hold the key to life." And if you've ever wanted to hear that buttery smooth voice read the words "c**t punt," now is your chance.
After an insane sorority girl's email took the internet by storm last month, our Comedy team authored a gun control parody styled after the expletive-laden rant. Then came a dark, Oscar-worthy reading of the email by Michael Shannon and a (slightly) brighter Barbie version. Little did we know a Morgan Freeman reading of the deranged sorority email was yet to come.
We need to point out this isn't actually Morgan Freeman -- it's Josh Robert Thompson, a talented voice artist -- but were it not for the disclaimer at the beginning of the video, we would have never known the difference.
Watch 'Morgan Freeman' read the deranged sorority email (below).
WARNING: Video uses explicit language. A lot of it.
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