Jim Gaffigan is a bacon lover. You know what he isn't? A kale lover. Or a lover of any sort of health food, for that matter. Julie Klausner of Vulture forced him to try a bunch of healthy vegan food and, well, the results were both predictable and hilarious.
On coconut water: "Urine."
On chocolate-covered kale chips: "It tastes like a bag of gravel." And, "They could find out that kale cures cancer and I would still go with the chemo."
On Tofurky pepperoni: "Acid rain."
On seitan: "That looks like there's something wrong there."
On goji berries: "They look like bloody teeth."
So what have we learned from the video above? Klausner sums it up best. "Please, never eat healthy," she begs.
Watch the video above.