In the grand tradition of "The Bed Intruder Song" and "Kai The Home Free Hitch Hiker Sings: Smash," the Internet has autotuned selections of Cleveland kidnapping hero Charles Ramsey's 15 minutes of fame into a cheap song.
Mashable highlighted one of an anticipated "inevitable flood" of Charles Ramsey interview remixes.
At very least, viewers of this version can take solace in the social mission behind "Little Pretty White Girl." According to YouTube user G Money, who posted the autotuned remix today: "All money made from this monetized channel will go to the victims of this crazy situation. They will need plenty of mental therapy."
Whew. That's a load off your mind, right?
WATCH: The Unautotuned Charles Ramsey