When the kiss cam zooms in on you at a sporting event, you give it what it wants: a kiss. If you don't, you'll likely get booed by the entire stadium. (Remember last year when the Obamas got booed at a basketball game for refusing to pucker up the first time the camera came around? Yeah, the kiss cam doesn't mess around.)
The guy in this video -- filmed by the Triple-A Fresno Grizzlies at a recent game against the Colorado Springs Sky Sox -- doesn't know the first thing about the kiss cam. When the camera zooms in on him and his girlfriend -- twice -- he's too distracted by his cell phone to give his lady some love. What happens when the camera returns to the couple for the third time is what makes this video truly unmissable. Watch it above.
But is it real? The official word from the Fresno Grizzlies is that the video is "not shenanigans," though as many YouTube commenters have pointed out, the whole thing almost seems too good to be true. Real or scripted, we can't stop watching it.