Here in the D.C. area, we're familiar with animals who aim for elected office (see, viz., Hank the Virginia cat who ran for an open U.S. Senate seat on the slogan "Vote the Humans Out"; Hank ultimately lost to the human former governor Tim Kaine (D)).
And this corgi, named Bronson, pictured in front of the White House?
Voters, Bronson may have the looks to attract supporters, but his ambitions betray a self-interested agenda.
"He's pretty brazen about wanting to 'Bloomberg' it and buy his way into the executive [branch] after a lucrative career in financial derivatives," says the dog's owner, Juche Strone filmmaker Rob Montz. "I'm guessing he'd sic Seal Team 6 on D.C.'s feral cat population and revoke all littering laws to improve his culinary options on walks."
Bat-Pug vs. The World
Intimidating is his middle name.
POW! BLAM! KA-SLAP!
Meerkat-Batman Is Ever Vigilant
Who is the genius behind this costume? We demand to know.
AKA the Bat-Cat.
Putting Aside Their Differences
"It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman!" "Uh, you know Im right here right? How about we kill whoever put us in these outfits?" "Deal." Credit: <a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/63949439.html?thread=10965347967#t10965347967" target="_hplink">http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/63949439.html?thread=10965347967#t10965347967</a>
Bat-Kitteh Must Be Feared
I iz coming for you.
Why Batman Stays In The Shadows
The Dark Knight Rises!
Those Cannot Be Real
Now we know why Batman wears a mask.
Batman Needs A Shave
We'll let you in on a secret. Batman is a Pomeranian. Credit: <a href="http://aplacetolovedogs.com" target="_hplink">aplacetolovedogs.com</a>
This is his superhero face.
I iz the bat-dog. I iz shy and bashful. Credit: <a href="http://simplylivingourlife.blogspot.com/2012/02/our-valentines-day.html" target="_hplink">http://simplylivingourlife.blogspot.com/2012/02/our-valentines-day.html</a>
My City Needs Me!
Bat-squirrel to the rescue!
He Is The Batman
Yes, his name is actually Batman.