If the people who send you spam email were real human beings in your living room, you would immediately go insane... and contract every single virus.

Watch this cautionary tale from Hapstance Films above.

Via Tastefully Offensive

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  • The Saddest Cover-Up

    Yeah, that small piece of paper should trick 'em.

  • Dr. Pepper Is Not The Brightest

    10 bold calories and 10 meaningless ones.

  • Foot Long Fib

    A sandwich of sadness and shame.

  • Bathroom Break!

    That's just where Dave likes to sleep.

  • Burned To Perfection

    Humans and Elves have different definitions for the word, "care."

  • Giraffes = Penguins

    According to this Science text book.

  • Come On, Push It

    LIES.

  • The Cake Is A Lie

    But still delicious.

  • Unbreakable? No

    Tearable? Yes.

  • Frozen Shut

    Come on, Ice Breaker, do your job and get out of there!

  • Disorienting Door

    But... It says... Oh, whatever.

  • Lift 'N Peel

    You said if I lifted, it would peel. You lied.

  • Completely Pure

    And also a little bit fake.

  • Unclear Message

    If this isn't junk mail, then we don't know what is.

  • Never Out?

    We'll just sit here until the next roll magically appears.

  • The Force...

    Was not with these cookies.

  • One Car = Full

    But hey, that one car has got a lot of personality.

  • Honey Sauce-ish

    It's 7% honey and that's more than enough.