05/16/2013 04:18 pm ET

Why 'Princesses: Long Island' Is Happening To Us (CHART)

A lot of awful reality programming has been thrown at us in the last few years, but nothing promises to be as crotch-punchingly awful as Bravo's "Princesses: Long Island."

Now, some of us may be moved to ask, "Why? Why is this horror being visited upon us?" Well, friends, it's time for some tough love: we've brought this upon ourselves. Plus, the world is just a terrible place and monsters roam the countryside ordering pilots to series.

We've broken it all down in our pie chart below. Take a look and then let's all try to be better people so that this NEVER happens again.

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