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05/25/2013 10:55 am ET

21 Stock Photos Of People Who Love Smoothies Way Too Much (PHOTOS)

Yeah, smoothies are pretty good but these people need to admit they have a problem.

1. "More precious than gold."
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2. "Blend faster! Don't you know what's at stake?"
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3. "Smoothie, you're my best friend."
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4. "I've never been happier than I am in this moment."
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5. "The last man to set foot between me and some blended up fruit and yogurt was found dead in an alley. Just sayin'."
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6. "I put smoothies as my emergency contact number."
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7. "Yes, yes, YES more banana."
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8. "Get smooth, my little fruits, get smooth."
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9. "If there's not smoothie in my mouth, I forget why I'm alive."
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10. "Look at these fruits! They're like angels!"
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11. "If you can't appreciate the natural sugars in fruit I'll cut your face with a switchblade."
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12. "One time, in a fit of desperation, I blended up 12 raisins with a pudding pack."
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13. "This is my fifth smoothie in a 30-minute span. Please kill me and end this."
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14. "I haven't eaten solid food in 12 years."
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15. "Shut up. This is smoothie's time."
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16. "I don't know who I am anymore."
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17. "Smoothie, you're my everything."
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18. "We're idiots!"
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19. "Smoothies are just who I am now."
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20. "Smoothie smoothie smoothie smoothie smoothie smoothie."
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21. "Must. Pour. Faster. FASTER."
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