Fear attracts the fearful. The strong. The weak. The innocent. The corrupt. The lobsters.
This calico lobster, caught at the North Shore in Gloucester, Massachusetts, looks freakily like the Sith Lord Darth Maul from Star Wars. He hates Jedi, children, and lobstermen.
In fact, this lobster is so bad ass, HuffPost Green Editor James Gerken was heard saying, "That lobster is bad ass."
But Darth Maulobster isn't the only animal vying for best celebrity (or character) lookalike; that's why we've compiled a slideshow of such hilarity for your Thursday boredom, viewable below.
Larry David - Eagle
Clip Your Enthusiasm. (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/66164549@N00/2312199581/">source</a>)
Mark Wahlberg - Pigeon
Pretty sure this pigeon played Mark Wahlberg's bulge in "Boogie Nights." (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/foxypar4/563798423/">source</a>)
Jamie Hyneman – Walrus
Man, those teeth are BUSTED! (<a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/celebs-that-look-like-animals/">source</a>)
Miley Cyrus - Beaver
Dam, girl. (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sherseydc/2452702213/">source</a>)
Taylor Lautner - Alpaca
Taylor Lautner always takes his shirt off, probably because Alpaca fur is really itchy. (<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/cianode/taylor-lautners-alpaca-doppleganger-5tq">source</a>)
Meryl Streep - Afghan Hound
Guess which one played Julia Child. (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/diveofficer/2555888727/">source</a>)
Larry King - Monkey
This would be a good interview. (<a href="http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3259536128&from=recommend">source</a>)
Dog The Bounty Hunter - Lion
Dog tackled this Lion after it unlawfully killed a Gazelle. (<a href="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20091203/celebs_that_look_like_animals_20.jpg">source</a>)
Michael Emerson - Galagos
On the "Lost" finale it's revealed that Emerson's evil Galagos twin is the cause of why they're on the island. (<a href="http://www.fotopedia.com/items/blazouf-0660240b3727e5248ad27f7b6a871ed8">source</a>)
John Travolta - This Dog
This dog also served as a stunt double in "Face/Off" (<a href="http://img.funtasticus.com/2007/jan8/celebrity_animals18012008/celebrity%20animals020.jpg">source</a>)
Liza Minnelli - Ostrich
The Ostrich version "Cabaret" is underrated. (<a href="http://img.funtasticus.com/2007/jan8/celebrity_animals18012008/celebrity%20animals018.jpg">source</a>)
Dr. Phil - Walrus
Looks like someone's show wouldn't miss a beat if they needed a guest host...and that someone is the walrus. (<a href="http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/23/dr-phil/">source</a>)
Samuel L. Jackson - Samuel L. Dogson
WHICH ONE IS WHICH!?
Darth Maul - Calico Lobster
The force is strong with this one.