A Florida woman allegedly came up with a half-cocked plan to take the law into her own hands.
Officials say Natasha Myers, 23, used her car keys to etch a penis onto the hood of a silver Kia in the parking lot of a grocery store in Wesley Chapel on April 17, the Tampa Bay Times reported.
The rude rendering was complete with a note, which read:
"Hey I keyed your car. You didn't stop for pedestrians as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day. P.S. Don't be a dick."
Surveillance footage led to Myers' arrest earlier this week.
Myers admitted to deputies she vandalized the SUV because the driver failed to yield to pedestrians, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
The owner of the Kia, Debra Streets, told investigators she did not remember seeing any pedestrians in the parking lot.
Myers was charged with criminal mischief and booked into the Pasco County Jail Tuesday, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. She was released Wednesday on $5,000 bond.
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