If you're able to master eating with chopsticks on your first try, congratulations. For the rest of us, a helpful set of instructions might be necessary to speed up the learning process and prevent embarrassing fork requests.
But don't tell that to restaurant chain Noodles & Co. When it comes to using chopsticks, they only have one piece of advice to offer:
Click through the slideshow below for even more great moments in being completely unhelpful.