Dr. Pepper's Real Name Is P. Epper, PhD, Epic Receipt Says (PHOTO)

06/04/2013 09:06 am ET
  • The Huffington Post

Who is Dr. Pepper? No one knows exactly. Rumor has it Pepper was the father of a young girl who Charles Alderton, the pharmacist who created the soda, was once in love with. We'd prefer, like our man below, to see him as just another tortured academic:

(via Reddit):

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