We were all a hair's breadth away from having summer ruined by choosing the wrong beach book. Fortunately, Jimmy Fallon returned to air just in time to save us from interminable boredom and confusion with his latest "Do Not Read List."

Check out the segment above and let us know what other books would make for awful summer reading.

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  • Straight And To The Point

    Not clever, but it says everything you need.

  • That's It?

    And you call yourself a treat.

  • Snowman?

    Her inspiration was, "The Blob."

  • Clever, Real Clever

    Mockery is the sincerest form of flattery.

  • No Name Necessary

    This road is notorious.

  • Characterless Cereal

    At least it's an accurate description.

  • Come On, Netflix!

    That's not what I was looking for.

  • The Not-So-Fortune Cookie

    You're not telling me anything!

  • Lazy Cereal

    Perfect for lazy Sundays.

  • Worst Parking Job x Four

    To be fair, the clearance sale was pretty spectacular.

  • Blah, Blah, Blah

    Yeah, that should explain it.

  • Tabasco, Tasplasch Co

    It's the same thing, right?

  • Spanish, Spanish, Spanish

    If you say it three times it translates.

  • Hang-Gliding Hawk

    That hang glider is the wind beneath his wings.

  • Walking The Dog

    Without the walk.

  • Cooler Of Chaos

    Just throw 'em all in there. The more disorganized it looks, the better.

  • Obvious Robbers

    They figured it was time to get into self-promotion.