'Toddlers & Tiaras' Premiere: Mom Gives Daughter Soda, Sweet Tea And Pixie Sticks Blend (VIDEO)

06/06/2013 04:54 am ET | Updated Jun 06, 2013

It must be really important to keep those kids hopped up on sugar for the beauty pageants on "Toddlers & Tiaras." Fans have already been introduced to Go-Go Juice, but Tori has a different concoction for her 2-year-old daughter, Alexa. She calls it Tinker Tea.

“Tinker Tea is soda, sweet-tea and pixie sticks all together," Tori explained. "It normally turns out a dark green color." Her soda of choice for Tinker Tea is Mountain Dew.

And then, she tries to explain it as if it's a juice equivalent. "She does drink Tinker Tea every day, but what child doesn’t drink juice?" Tori said. "She hardly ever drinks juice, and that’s 98 percent sugar anyways.”

Alexa also starts out every morning with a cup of coffee, which Tori says she's been doing since Alexa was nine months old. Entertainment Weekly was thrilled to have this "undeniable guilty pleasure" back on the air.

Oddly enough, the combination of sugar and caffeine must have worked. Alexa was crowned "Mini Supreme" at her pageant. But this is by no way an endorsement of feeding any of these things to children.

See what else moms come up with to keep their kids in top performance shape on "Toddlers & Tiaras," Wednesdays at 9 p.m. ET on TLC.

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