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06/11/2013 10:52 am ET

9 Things Rob Lowe Would Be Frightened To Know Live On The Internet (PHOTOS, VIDEOS)

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Yesterday, Mr. Perfect Teeth Rob Lowe found out the Internet is a big black hole with infinite possibilities, filled with a myriad of inexplicable things. For instance, this bag of dreadlocks-wig that has his face on it:

Aww, Rob. Sweet, sweet, innocent Rob. You think that's frightening? Clearly, you haven't Googled yourself enough. If you had, you would've come across this gem:

Or this St. Elmo's Fire Billy Hixx Poster from 1985, worth a sensible $34.99 on eBay.

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If you're feeling particularly nostalgic, take comfort in this item, with the description "ROB LOWE NOT SHIRTLESS BOY TEEN ACTOR VINTAGE 70`s BOYS IDOL," worth a thrifty $8.99 on eBay.

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How about this "autographed 8x10 sweaty photo," for a crisp $70 at Sears.

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Surely, having this image up for grabs ($9.99 on eBay) isn't awkward at all.

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And for those with bucks to spare, there's this -- an autographed vintage photograph, worth a measly $117.99 (get yours on FansEdge.com).

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Also, this: "Rob Lowe(I Think I Love You But I am a Preteen and My Mom says it's Hormones Week) [sic]" original embroidery, only $120 on Etsy.

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Or these not-at-all disturbing newspaper clippings, 10 for $7.15, also on Etsy.

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If you're around the Chicago area, you're in luck. You can hit up Tyra, the producer of WGN News, and try to bargain for her Rob Lowe Photo Album.

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