Luckily for us, there was someone watching this guy's steamy one-man show -- and filming it.
Thanks to that lurker, we get to see said random guy's epic spins, hip grinds and "come hither" moves, all performed alone in front of the DJ booth at the E3 Expo, a conference-type-thing where gaming industry nerds gather to show off new videogamey things every year.
Click the video above to check out this unnamed hero swirl his booty like it's made of jello. (We recommend you watch in HD.)
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