Looks like this guy wasn't using his noodle.
Randy Zipperer, 49, is accused of stabbing his younger brother following an argument about missing macaroni and cheese.
A witness told deputies in Volusia County, Fla. that Randy and his brother, 47-year-old Edward Zipperer, started arguing over Randy's missing macaroni and cheese, the Daytona Beach News-Journal reported. His younger brother helped him look, but during the mac-hunt, Edward knocked over a beer Randy had been drinking.
The spill allegedly made Randy even angrier, and deputies say he began waving around a knife that wound up inserted in his brother's stomach.
When deputies arrived, Edward had a small puncture wound in his abdomen. Investigators noted a trail of blood between the kitchen and bedroom, according to Click Orlando.
Randy allegedly admitted that "I poked him a little with the knife, but I didn't mean to."
He has been charged with aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence.
He has been arrested on numerous occasions over the past 10 years, and Dreamin' Demon has compiled a helpful infographic of his mugshots over the span of his criminal career.