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06/14/2013 09:05 am ET Updated Jul 25, 2013

15 Reasons Why Michael Shannon Is The Coolest Effing Person Around (PHOTOS, VIDEOS, GIFS)

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1. At 38, he's been super prolific.

2. He can sing Bon Jovi better than Bon Jovi himself.

3. He's the sorority sister you never knew you wanted.

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4. He will save us all from the apocalypse.
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Michael Shannon

Michael Shannon

5. He makes the world's scariest villain.
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Michael Shannon

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6. But then he goes around and pulls off a kitty cat hat like no one else.
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7. Deep down, he's a lovable goof.
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8. And a delicious piece of man-pie.
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9. So ruggedly handsome.
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10. Oh god ... THIS.
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11. Seriously though... Those eyes.
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Michael Shannon

12. Plus, he makes a spectacular late-night companion.

13. He knows his own worth.
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14. But can poke fun at himself plenty.
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Michael Shannon

15. He's a man of the people.
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We're jealous of you, people.

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