Bill Maher closed Friday's episode of "Real Time" with a rant about the retention rates in congress, which results in more than a few congressmen remaining in their seat and voting on issues well into old age.
Slamming the fact that congress has a 10 percent approval rating, yet somehow reelects 90 percent of its members, he pointed out the hypocrisy that people get fired from their jobs frequently for incompetence -- except in the case of the House of Representatives.
"There are only three ways a congressman goes out," Maher said. "They die in office, they cash in as a lobbyist, or they mistakenly post a picture of their dick."
Calling it a "'Weekend at Bernie's' Congress," he singled out the late Strom Thurmond, who he called "a man who raped the family maid the same year Fitzgerald wrote The Great Gatsby," while still voting on complicated issues like stem cell research at age 101.
Check out the clip above to watch Maher go off on these extremely old congressmen.
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Sarah Palin is no stranger to Bill Maher's antics. Many believed, however, that he had taken a joke too far during a stand-up routine in 2011 in which he called her a <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/newcs/politics/bill-maher-calling-sarah-palin-c-totally-limbaugh-calling-sandra-fluke-slut-article-1.1039705">"c---" and a "dumb twat."</a> He later defended his viewpoint when media compared his remarks against Rush Limbaugh's use of the word "slut" when describing Sandra Fluke.
Bill Maher faced bipartisan criticism this past election season when he not only agreed with Hilary Rosen's statement that Ann Romney, "has never worked a day in her life," but furthered it by saying that Rosen meant to say Romney, "<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/bill-maher-defends-hilary-rosen-ann-romney-remark-article-1.1061965">has never gotten her a** out of the house to work."</a>
After Rush Limbaugh faced extreme criticism in regards to his disparaging comments about Sandra Fluke in March 2012, Maher received criticism, from both sides, for his defensive remark stating, "I don't like it that people are made to disappear when they say [...] something you don't like. That's America. Sometimes you're made to feel uncomfortable, okay?" But this comment was clearly not meant to be taken as reconciliatory, as Maher called Limbaugh a <a href="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/03/10/bill-maher-rush-limbaughs-stupid-fat-f-k-who-s-not-funny">"fat f**ck, whose not funny"</a>, immediately after.
Earlier this year. Bill Maher was confronted by Elisabeth Hasselbeck on <em>The View </em>over his joke involving herself and Lara Logan. Watch their heated exchange here.
Bill Maher Takes On Dinesh D'Souza Over Anti-Obama Documentary 2016
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In March 2011, Bill Maher joked about Michele Bachmann's attempt to run for president by attacking her intelligence and religious beliefs. Maher was criticized when Marc Maron appeared on his show and discussed sex between Michele Bachmann and her husband, saying, <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-panel-hits-new-low-with-talk-of-hard-fking-michele-bachmann-and-rick-santorum/">"I hope [he] takes all that rage that comes from repression and denial into the bedroom with her…and I hope he f**ks her angrily, because that’s how I would.”</a>
In March, 2012 Bill Maher incited a feud with Rick Santorum when his remarks condemning Christian homeschooling hit too close to home for the GOP presidential candidate, who is a firm believer. In response, Santorum said, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/bill-maher-irks-rick-santorum-by-comparing-christian-homeschoolding-to-madrassa/">"Our children will out-reason him. My 12-year-old will out-reason Bill Maher when it comes to understanding how logic works, ’cause [Maher] is completely illogical.”</a>
In 2010, Maher caused a PR disaster for Delaware Sentate hopeful Christine O'Donnell by saying that she dabbled in witchcraft. Maher later apologized for "making her life hell" and said, "<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/08/christine-o-donnell-bill-maher_n_1867137.html">I don’t agree with your ideas but it shouldn’t have hung on that stupid witch thing</a>," Maher said.
Ann Coulter and Maher continually fight over their differing idealogies. When she appeared on <em>Real Time</em> this past October, it was no different. Watch the clip to see the two argue over racism, President Obama and Mitt Romney.
Despite their opposing viewpoints, Bill Maher is a frequent guest on O'Reilly's Fox News Program. In this segment taking place on September, 2010, the two argue about Obama, the tea party, and left wing extremism.
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