This screen grab from CNN was posted to Reddit this morning, and we couldn't resist sharing. Clearly, this is a topic that someone needed to investigate thoroughly.
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Aren't we all?
Angry Cat Owner
Is there any other kind?
For Brynne, exorcism isn't just a fun after-school activity, it's her life.
Writer/Wizard/Mall Santa/Rasputin Impersonator
Where does he find the time?
One Angry Guy
Update: This news story made Gerald extremely angry.
Erotic Boutique Owner
Helen Wolff had always been wild, but opening an erotic boutique at 65, was a shock to everyone.
Freelance Sperm Donor
He's all about giving.
Wait, is this a wedgie-proof item of some kind or a wedgie-related theorem?
Likes Portable Toilets
Not loves... likes.
He just can't commit to pursuing it professionally.
Lives Behind Gas Station
Alternate option: Wears Bear Hat Near Gas Station
Not Wearing Any Pants
And proud of it!
Guy Who's Not Dead
When you think about it, it's pretty surprising that any of us are here.
Urinated In Reservoir
He pees by his own rules.
Did he become cool before or after he got on the news?