06/19/2013 05:30 pm ET | Updated Jun 20, 2013

How To Make The Great Gatsby Cocktail (VIDEO)

The silver screen rendition of F. Scott Fitzgerald's literary classic The Great Gatsby has brought on a spike in book sales, a revival of 1920s sartorial craze and apparently a fascination with themed cocktails.

The parody collective Cinema Sins, best known for pointing out all things wrong in your favorite films under 6 minutes, has created a satirical how-to guide for making The Great Gatsby Cocktail. The ingredients for the cocktail include a pretentious flavor of ice cream of your choosing, a classy inebriant Gentleman Jack, Leonardo DiCaprio's tears (yes, his tears) and a "pinch" of Old Sport seasoning.

WARNING: Don't ever make this. And if you do, for the love of God, don't drink it. Click here for alternatives you should consider instead.


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