For savvy customers in the know, there's a whole world of Starbucks drinks you won't find on the menu. Follow this guide to learn about all the underground concoctions you've been missing out on and tell your barista to stop holding out on you.
Strawberry Fields For-Never
10 shots of espresso in a strawberries & cream frappuccino
The Milky Way
A combination of all the free milk they set out
Like iced coffee, but hot
Closing Time Frappuccino
you don't want to know
The Close Call
A "venti" Iced Passion Tea with the Iced Passion Tea poured out
The 49th Street Surprise
a cup full of wooden stir sticks
A caramel macchiato mixed with a croissant
[The sound a dolphin makes]
A regular cup of coffee
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More on this story as it develops. (<a href="http://failblog.org/2010/01/28/funny-signs-all-my-fears-have-been-allayed/" target="_hplink">via FAILBlog</a>)
We'll just have a hot cup of coffee, thank you very much. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/j3yhz/wow_that_a_bold_new_ad_campaign_there_mcdonalds/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)
In that it's something you should never do? (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hdmbr/not_really_sure_what_mcdonalds_is_trying_to_tell/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)
Need Heavyset Consumers
And people say the economy's bad!
That's What She Said?
Because "Push here for ice" wasn't descriptive enough. (<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/10/14/sign-fail-11/" target="_hplink">via FAILBlog</a>)
They really didn't think this one through, did they? (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/d39yz/new_mcdonalds_burger_image/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)
"Angus" is the worst word for reader boards, obviously. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uaxi/sorry_mcdonalds_i_think_ill_pass/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)
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The Q3 report's going to look a lot better with a Blizzard in the other hand.
So THAT'S why it tasted so cardboard-y before. (<a href="http://www.picshag.com/open-box-before-eating-pizza.html" target="_hplink">via PicShag</a>)
If fast food makes you have to go this bad, there's a problem. (<a href="http://failblog.org/2011/06/22/epic-fail-photos-restaurant-hygiene-fail/" target="_hplink">via FAILBlog</a>)
"We Do Got Fish"
Next to this, BK's "We Have Burgers" sign deserves an award.
"Try Our 3 5 7 Layernacho"
It costs 1 4 9 dollars.
Parking For Drive-Thru
Weak Sweat $$ Convulses Wretched Bogey Man
We had no idea Wendy's was into poetry.
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Sending Mixed Signals
Looks like McDonalds & You are in an abusive relationship. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/kj87m/such_a_friendly_mcdonalds_in_snohomish_washington/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)
OMG you guys, we're open. So come in, or whatever. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hkcsk/my_local_mcdonalds_has_a_brilliant_marketing/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)
You have to give them credit for trying to secure their workforce as early as possible. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/eyfxd/worried_about_your_kids_future_employment/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)
NEW FIES A PLATTERS
As if it weren't confusing enough to decide between KFC and Taco Bell...
Tacos Is Brain Food
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