Last night, the Friars Club hosted a tribute to insult king Don Rickles. Guests, including Louis C.K., Joan Rivers, Kathy Griffin, and Robert De Niro, all got up to roast Don Rickles, which was a hoot. But first, Bob Saget regaled us with a story about how he still gets flashed by girls. "I just played Bonnaroo last week, and [John] Stamos came out and joined me at the end of my set, and girls flashed their breasts at me! And it's a conflict of interest, that they do that. My audience is anywhere from 16 to 60, so I've got 18-year-olds doing that, who grew up watching Full House, so they're in their 20s, twentysomething. My daughters are older than them. I think they've let go of the fact that I was the father on the show, and I've done enough things that are R-rated for them to know that that's me, that I'm not [Danny Tanner]. Because if that were the case, Anthony Hopkins would eat people. That would be bad." We didn't have the heart to tell him that those girls were probably flashing John Stamos. Instead, we sat down and enjoyed the show. Here are some zingers and Rickles anecdotes from the stage.