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07/02/2013 09:53 am ET

10 Tips For Being Patriotic (PHOTOS)

Showing patriotism this Independence Day is easy if you follow these tips. Though, we admit our grasp on patriotism might be a little fuzzy. America!

1. Make sure you have the right kind of cheese
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2. Sharpen your knives
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3. Wear some hotpants
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4. Hit on your daughter's friends
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5. Get an American Hairless Terrier
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6. Find Ryan Seacrest and hang out with him
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7. Listen to some folk music
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8. Listen to all of Don McClean's "American Pie." Yes, all of it.
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9. Watch all four "American Pie" movies. Yes, all of them.
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10. Import some werewolves from Paris or London.
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