Turtle Thoughts: Pet's Inner Monologue Is All Trash Talk (VIDEO)

07/02/2013 04:40 pm ET

Who said turtles were slow? Watch this badass little guy "fly" like the wind, take on drug addicted dogs, go dumpster diving, get stranded on a "cliff" and sing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles song. However, unlike some others of his ilk, this turtle does NOT need a reality check.

Warning: This is the most foul-mouthed turtle captured on camera if you don't count Rush Limbaugh.

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