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07/03/2013 02:13 am ET Updated Jul 03, 2013

Patriotism Gone Horribly Wrong (PHOTOS, VIDEOS)

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Unfortunately, we can't all be this guy.

Source: Minus.com

And as much as we'd like to imagine we're this:

Source: Giphy

We're really this.

Source: justasinsane.tumblr.com

There's a whole other level of patriotism gone wrong, as this kid demonstrates.

But probably the worst way to be patriotic is to support the country that used to own us...
american flag britain
Source: Imgur

...Or the one that currently does.
made in china
Source: Imgur

At least you're not this guy:
patriotic
Source: Owned.com

Or these soldiers, who have no idea who is on U.S. currency.

How did this become a thing??
flag dumpster
Source: JD Jansen

Sigh.
dumpster flag
Source: Failblog

Some people don't understand what "Made in America" means:
american car
Source: Failblog

And some people are just assholes about it.
jesus car
Source: Failblog

But despite everything, a simple truth remains:
America, Fuck yeah
Source: Flickr user Shaebay

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