Patriotism Gone Horribly Wrong (PHOTOS, VIDEOS)

07/03/2013 02:13 am ET | Updated Jul 03, 2013

Unfortunately, we can't all be this guy. Source:

And as much as we'd like to imagine we're this: Source: Giphy

We're really this. Source:

There's a whole other level of patriotism gone wrong, as this kid demonstrates.

But probably the worst way to be patriotic is to support the country that used to own us... american flag britain Source: Imgur

...Or the one that currently does. made in china Source: Imgur

At least you're not this guy: patriotic Source:

Or these soldiers, who have no idea who is on U.S. currency.

How did this become a thing?? flag dumpster Source: JD Jansen

Sigh. dumpster flag Source: Failblog

Some people don't understand what "Made in America" means: american car Source: Failblog

And some people are just assholes about it. jesus car Source: Failblog

But despite everything, a simple truth remains: America, Fuck yeah Source: Flickr user Shaebay

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