The Amanda Bynes buzz occasionally becomes white noise, although while she refuses to become totally irrelevant, "The Amanda Show" has taken on a whole new, completely terrifying meaning. As she tosses declarations of ugliness, bongs and possibly her career out the window, it's easy to lose track of the insanity. Here, for your edification, the definitive guide to her decline.
I want @drake to murder my vagina
— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) March 22, 2013
— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) April 25, 2013
I need Nicki Minaj's wig person stat! :P
— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) May 25, 2013
I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I've never been more excited! Now I...
— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) June 20, 2013
This post will be updated with the future shenanigans that can only be expected. Stay ugly, everybody!