Come on, admit it. It's a safe space. You, my friend, are Rachel Green. The beautiful, coveted, slightly neurotic, borderline egocentric, very, very good friend we all wished we had/were in the '90s.

How do we figure?

You, too, were awkward in high school (though at the time, you thought you were the sh*t).

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Then life came along and made you snap out of it.

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Though, admittedly, you're still pretty spoiled.

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But you're a classy lady and as such, abstain from profanities.

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Pretending to be domestic and being domestic are one and the same to you.

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You like to muse on the occasional "What if."

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Tequila + your crush = a night to forget, even when you hit 30.

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Your dating life is a real hoot.

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You have your BFFs, but all them other ladies? Mmm ... Not so much.

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You have your person.

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With whom you go back and forth (hey, relationships are never easy).

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But you acknowledge the one cardinal truth ...

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You do your best to grapple with your visceral emotions.

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You recognize the upsides of being a woman.

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And the downsides.

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As an adult, you and your friends have a grown-up approach to problem solving.

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But overall, when push comes to shove, you're pretty damn happy with how you turned out.

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