Here are some predictions:
Burp in a police horse's face and say "F**ck George HW Bush"
Double dip a nacho and say "F**ck Jimmy Carter"
Adjust his junk at a Dunkin' Donuts and say "F**ck Gerald Ford"
Fart directly onto someone's five-dollar footlong and say "F**ck Franklin Roosevelt and Teddy Roosevelt"
Get crumbs all over a couch and say "F**ck John Adams, I mean John Quincy Adams, eh, f**ck 'em both"
Take off his pants in a club and say "Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms. WTF is up with that?"
Throw a recyclable can in the garbage and scream "Al Gore lost fair and square!"
Sneeze openly on a flock of screaming Beliebers and say "Martin Van Buren wasn't my president"
Defecate behind a Starbucks dumpster and sign an autograph with simply "George Washington? More Like George Suckington"
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