Ever since TMZ obtained a video of Justin Bieber peeing in a mop bucket at a New York City restaurant and saying "F**ck Bill Clinton," we've been wondering what Bieber will do next.

Here are some predictions:

Burp in a police horse's face and say "F**ck George HW Bush"


Double dip a nacho and say "F**ck Jimmy Carter"


Adjust his junk at a Dunkin' Donuts and say "F**ck Gerald Ford"


Fart directly onto someone's five-dollar footlong and say "F**ck Franklin Roosevelt and Teddy Roosevelt"


Get crumbs all over a couch and say "F**ck John Adams, I mean John Quincy Adams, eh, f**ck 'em both"


Take off his pants in a club and say "Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms. WTF is up with that?"


Throw a recyclable can in the garbage and scream "Al Gore lost fair and square!"


Sneeze openly on a flock of screaming Beliebers and say "Martin Van Buren wasn't my president"


Defecate behind a Starbucks dumpster and sign an autograph with simply "George Washington? More Like George Suckington"


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  • The Domestic Violence Charge Would Say Otherwise

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  • Get Ready America

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  • Done and Done

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  • Grandpa's Free Shirt From 'Judge Dredd'

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  • Ahem. Perhaps It is.

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  • Charles Barkely No. This Guy Yes.

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  • Finally, An Authority

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  • Sure, As Long As You Wear The Shirt

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  • But Don't Let Him Change This Shirt

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  • Yet Back In Jail

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  • Yes. Yes It Was.

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  • She Also Hearts Irony

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  • But This Shirt Is

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