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07/11/2013 05:26 pm ET

Alan Cumming Will Read Anything You Put In Front Of Him (VIDEO)

If you've ever seen Alan Cumming's stand up shows, you know that it's Cumming with a ‘G’ not Cummings with an ‘S’ -- and he will break into song every time you say his last name wrong.

Now that that's out of the way, watch the incomparable Scotsman read everything that editors at Vulture put in front of him, including Ryan Lochte tweets, porn DVD titles and James Franco monologue from Spring Breakers.

The world just sounds better with a Scottish accent.

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