Historically, selling people doesn't end well.
Steve Sewell, an unemployed 58-year-old British man learned this lesson the hard way after an unsuccessful attempt to auction himself off on eBay this week.
For the bargain price of $1.50, eBay patrons could have had Sewell as their own. However, despite his rock-bottom offer, the posting closed on Monday with no bids.
It was probably the no returns policy.
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