Kanye West has been a biological dad for over a month now, but he's been busy fathering groundbreaking fashion trends for longer than that. After a week in Milan, expanding his clothing line (and a few minutes ranting about Taylor Swift and racism), West is finally coming home to Baby North, and the two cardinal directions could not be more happy to spend some time together.
So far, the "Yeezus" rapper has received quite a bit of flak for his absence during this whole "creating a family" thing. He spent a lot of time in Paris during Kim's pregnancy, but at least he came home for doctor's visits. He's refusing to change diapers, but who the hell wants to change a diaper?
Kanye West is great at everything he does, so we have no doubt that he will be the best father of all time (but, like, still definitely not changing diapers). For confirmation, his most stunning testimonials:
"For the birth, the cord cutting, the ride home — he’s going to be there too so much the baby might get sick of him.” -- an unspecified source
“Once [your] baby is born, Kanye will be on a self-imposed lockdown!” -- another unspecified source
“Kanye can’t put North down. Besides Kim, North’s the love of his life.” -- one more unspecified source
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